Quien mucho habla mucho yerra*
My Dear Senator Santorum:
I am writing you this letter to commend you on your bravery and leadership. It takes a man of keen insight to take a mere G.O.P. talking point and turn it into a work of art. I mean President Bush only had the nerve to refer to John Kerry as the Senator from Massachusetts as if Massachusetts was a synonym for Sodom or maybe Gomorra. But you took that talking point to the next level by actually condemning the entire City of Boston as an incubator for pedophilia. It takes a brave man to attack a city where he will never run for office; where he will never lose votes for his party; and where he will probably never even have to visit if he doesn't want to. It takes a man of political genious to make pronouncements about a city he knows nothing about. I'm sure that the great state of Pennsylvannia is proud to know that you are taking time away from the business of your own state to minister to the wayward Citizens of Boston.
With deep admiration,
A Citizen of Sodom. . .uh, I mean Boston.
P.S. A word of advice from a friend. It is always wise to keep in mind that when we do not know anything about the particular subject that we are speaking about, the best course of action is usually to SHUT THE F@CK UP!!!
P.P.S. I'd like to invite you to East Boston this weekend for the Italia Unita Festival. I'd love to show you around the city and introduce you to the fine Catholics fighting to not be thrown out of the Church that their own donations built. And I'm sure that you'll have a lot to talk about with The Village People.
*Translation of title "He who talks much, errs much."
I am writing you this letter to commend you on your bravery and leadership. It takes a man of keen insight to take a mere G.O.P. talking point and turn it into a work of art. I mean President Bush only had the nerve to refer to John Kerry as the Senator from Massachusetts as if Massachusetts was a synonym for Sodom or maybe Gomorra. But you took that talking point to the next level by actually condemning the entire City of Boston as an incubator for pedophilia. It takes a brave man to attack a city where he will never run for office; where he will never lose votes for his party; and where he will probably never even have to visit if he doesn't want to. It takes a man of political genious to make pronouncements about a city he knows nothing about. I'm sure that the great state of Pennsylvannia is proud to know that you are taking time away from the business of your own state to minister to the wayward Citizens of Boston.
With deep admiration,
A Citizen of Sodom. . .uh, I mean Boston.
P.S. A word of advice from a friend. It is always wise to keep in mind that when we do not know anything about the particular subject that we are speaking about, the best course of action is usually to SHUT THE F@CK UP!!!
P.P.S. I'd like to invite you to East Boston this weekend for the Italia Unita Festival. I'd love to show you around the city and introduce you to the fine Catholics fighting to not be thrown out of the Church that their own donations built. And I'm sure that you'll have a lot to talk about with The Village People.
*Translation of title "He who talks much, errs much."
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