I think I finally figured it out.
The Herald headlines are all written by 75-year-old guys hanging out at the VFW. That's the only explanation for this:
TROUBLE IN STORE FOR PUNKS
That's the second time this year that the Herald chosen to use the word "Punk" in a headline. It's like the vibe they are going for is that one neighbor guy everyone has that goes nuts when your ball goes into his yard. I'm sure it's my own personal bias, but when I see that word punk, what automatically comes to mind is old school punk rockers and dudes with mohawks.
On a completely different note I saw this beautiful, blonde woman at the bagel store this morning order a bagel with garlic herb cream cheese and fresh onions on top. I almost had to laugh out loud at the poor guy getting up the nerve to talk to his dream woman and then getting a whiff of her garlic and onion breath. I thought maybe that was her way of keeping the men at a distance.
TROUBLE IN STORE FOR PUNKS
That's the second time this year that the Herald chosen to use the word "Punk" in a headline. It's like the vibe they are going for is that one neighbor guy everyone has that goes nuts when your ball goes into his yard. I'm sure it's my own personal bias, but when I see that word punk, what automatically comes to mind is old school punk rockers and dudes with mohawks.
On a completely different note I saw this beautiful, blonde woman at the bagel store this morning order a bagel with garlic herb cream cheese and fresh onions on top. I almost had to laugh out loud at the poor guy getting up the nerve to talk to his dream woman and then getting a whiff of her garlic and onion breath. I thought maybe that was her way of keeping the men at a distance.
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