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Treason: Hurting America's Feelings from Fafblog

Q: Which of the following is treason?

1. Not wishing the President a happy birthday even when he is clearly wearing a party hat and a "Kiss The Birthday Boy" shirt

2. Questioning the progress, purpose, or justification of the Iraq war

3. Providing material aid to a hostile enemy of the United States

4. Telling America "Hey America yo mama's so fat by the time she bends over it's Daylight

Savings Time."Answer: All of them are treason but number four is the worst treason of all on account of America is real sensitive about the fatness of its mama.

--via Eschaton