Clearly this is the gayest crime in history. . .

dryer,
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Sometimes I wonder if I would even have a blog if it weren't for those wonderful police blotters. From today's Boston Herald:

The Border Street apartment of a gay hair stylist has never been cleaner, much to his misery. His crazy ex-boyfriend allegedly broke in Tuesday and poured Tide with Bleach on everything from plants to bedding. Then, he stole two hair dryers.

What got me about this story was that it was so specific. Not just any laundry detergent. Oh no! Tide with Bleach. It's like an extra F.U.
It's Tide. . .with Bleach, Beyatch!